When I was younger I always thought it would be great to come back as a bird, because then you could fly around and find people that were unkind to you and "accidently" deposit a little something on their head. As I got older and realized how VERY unkind some people could be, I changed my mind to come back as a flying cow. Yes, I know they don't exist, but we are just using our imagination on this question here anyways. So, if you see a flying cow coming your way you may want to ask yourself, "Am I unkind?" :)